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Date:	2005-01-11 13:06
Subject:	Due to A (Not-So-Sudden) Bout of Paranoia...
Security:	Public
Mood:	paranoid
Music:	Aida: I Know the Truth

I don't really feel like going back and changing the security level on all my previous posts, but all my posts from now on shall be friends-only.

It kinda began with me being really paranoid about my parents/sister somehow finding this site, then it evolved into me just wanting to know who actually reads my LJ. It's not that I don't want people I don't know to read it, it's that I want to know that people I don't know are reading it. Which means that if you are a newcomer and want to read my LJ, just leave a comment here and I'll make you a friend! And I REALLY want friends, so please, don't hesitate to ask!

So yeah, I guess that's it then...

I just finished watching Napoleon Dynamite...I must say I'm dissapointed Lizzy. I expected it to be soooo more hilarious than that. I mean, I didn't even cry from laughter! And it doesn't take much to make me cry from laughter...ah well. Whatever.

Yay my mom just rented Napoleon Dynamite to watch later tonight! Haha and she's forcing me to get a haircut. Oh well. Yeah bye.

Um haha fun day:

French 4H: So before going to French I stopped at Kate's locker as usual, and she saw my sweatshirt and she was like "Oooh cool but do you know what would go great with that? JEANS!" Haha then I went to French and Pam commented on my sweatshirt, then Lizzy came in and was like "And jeans would go great with it!" Then Therese was like "Oooh you look spiffy today" and offered to take me shopping haha I got a good laugh out of that, then Lauren commented, yeah then we did some stuff on the subjunctive tense.

English 11AP: Haha we're studying speeches and SHE GAVE US BUSH'S 9/11 SPEECH HAHAHAHA. Yeah um but she caught Denis copying the sheet for that "What is a classic?" project and she was like "You wanna do that work some other time because we're studying a speech here you might wanna do this work instead." So he stopped temporarily, then started again and she was like "Listen, if you wanna go to the library to do that you can, I give you permission to" yeah and it was funny. There's so much hatred between Lozinski and Denis though haha it's hilarious. Um yeah so we got into groups and it was Lizzy, Melissa, Denis, and me in a group and we started to analyze that evil speech. Gah.

Bio AP: Haha supposedly he got in trouble on Friday so he has to be at his best today haha 'twas great. Um we did some more of that homework sheet yeah.

Gym: My team didn't make it to the championships...Kate's team beat us...how humiliating. Not really. I wouldn't've come after school anyway haha.

Physics AP: Haha well my locker is right next to the physics room so while I was getting my books Ben comes up and goes like "Wow that's a light-colored sweater you usually don't wear stuff like that" then as soon as he goes into class Andrew comes up and is like "Wow I've never seen you with a sweater like that it looks good" haha yeah. Anyway Lillis spent basically the entire first period telling us about his prom experience and about the year he taught in a Slovakian school haha. Yeah then we did some thermodynamic junk. Yeah. Haha oh and Chris was like "Wow that sweater is preppy" and such. Haha yeah.

Math 4H: Um yeah so we went over some of the homework. Haha everyone gets so confused how she whizzes through everything but I like it sooo much haha.

U.S. History AP: Oh wow. Well besides Christina telling me I looked good today, Fradella talked about social darwinism. So yeah like Pam and I were the only people that raised our hands when he asked if anyone thought it wasn't poor people's faults that they were poor and he called on me and yeah I said that it was a combination of the people's personality, the government, and their upbringing and he was like "Well I'm not going to say whether or not I agree or disagree even though I disagree." Haha yeah then he told us about um other people whose names I've forgotten and yeah he was like "Does anyone disagree?" and nobody raised their hand and I really wanted to but didn't because I was afraid that if I made myself seem too liberal (even though I am) he would call on me a lot, and then he told us about this like really socialist guy and he was like "Does anyone agree with his ideas?" and again nobody raised their hand and I really wanted to but didn't.

Yeah anyway no homework tonight WOOT. Um yeah I was thinking of taking a pretty picture of my sweater but I figured that'd be too loserish so I'll just tell you about it. Yeah it's like beige-ish with a navy blue stripe down the middle with a collar and a metal zipper on the collar and yeah it is kinda preppy and I've been looking for a sweater like this for like the past month and a half and never found one so when we went to TJMax and I saw this one I had to have it haha. So yeah that's why I'm telling you all about it haha. Um yeah so all I need are jeans and a haircut. And piercings. OK bye.

Soooo...we left home around like 2:30-ish on Saturday, and it took us forever to get there 'cause of the rain/sleet/freezing rain/snow stuff. Um yeah so we moved some of my dad's junk into the house and then we went to dinner at a nice little sushi place in Northampton. Yeah then we strolled a bit and went to this store called Faces and OMG it's great. Haha you can definitely tell that they're all waaaaaay liberal there there were Bushism magnets and these hilarious T-Shirts and yeah it was great. AND I FOUND TWO SUPER COOL LAMPS I REALLY REALLY WANT! Yeah. Um then we went to the movie theatre to watch Ocean's 12 at 10:00. Um the thing with that was that in like Ocean's 11 most of the movie consisted of confusing little tidbits which came together at the end. I think that they tried to do that again in Ocean's 12 but went a little overboard so it was muy confusing. I'm definitely gonna have to see it at least once more to understand the plot haha. Um yeah then we went home and went to sleep. AND I WAS THE ONLY MEMBER OF MY FAMILY THAT GOT TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR! The hardwood floor. With tiny little camping mattresses between me and the floor. Argh. Um yeah then breakfast, then this morning we went to the campus the try to see my dad's office, but it was locked and they didn't give him the key yet, then we went to Amherst, ate lunch there, and then went to buy a new TV for my dad. Yeah haha he only recieves two channels so he's gonna get cable. Um yeah then we came home and here I is. Yeah. Um so yeah it was definitely worth missing Grayson's party. Not really. At all.

On the plus side: Lots of young college students + significant gay poluplation = oodles of mad beautiful guys haha

So apparently we're not going to MA this weekend to ski, but to help my dad move into his new house. Greeeeeeat...so I'm missing Grayson's birthday party to carry boxes. There's no TV or internet there, either...it's like going to Italy all over again. Someone just shoot me now, please.

So I made plans with a certain someone to go meet at the Sears entrance to the mall at 5:0, so I went there and waited. And waited. And waited. Then I looked at TVs and snow throwers and draperies. And waited some more. But that certain someone decided to completely ditch me. So I got to wait in Sears until 6:00 when my dad picked me up. But I'm not going to mention who that certain someone was, right Kate? Right? Haha but hey it wasn't a wasted trip I found a small electric snow thrower for $140. I swear we need a snow thrower so bad I will get furious if my parents don't buy it haha. Yeah anyway. Bye.

Um so now that my mom finally received the call she was expecting I can update:

French 4H: Yeah she had yummy candy haha and Paul came to visit! Yeah we went over that packet on the sibjunctive tense we got like forever ago haha.

English 11AP: She decided to be a bitch again today...we all came in and she was like "We'll be writing today!" I mean, sure we were supposed to have an essay today, but I mean we had two snow days! We were supposed to go over the other two essays as a class! But no, she wants us to write. My essay came out to be so bad haha. It was one of those essay where you re-read it and you're like shit there's no way I'll be able to make this decent by changing a few sentences I'm gonna need to completely rewrite it but you only have like five minutes so you're like screw it I'll just fail haha. Ah well. BUT I GOT MY FIRST A+ OF THE YEAR!! SCORE!!!

Bio AP: Haha we did like nothing for the first period...well, I did the lab, but yeah it only took me like a minute haha. Then we went over heredity and Mendel and peas and junk.

Physics AP: Yeah he wasn't there so he left a reading assignment to do haha well almost everyone just skimmed yeah and then the obnoxious seniors that sit behind me started asking me questions about college and I just kinda politely answered haha they're like ferevent Republicans and stuff so yeah. Maybe I should've mentioned that I'm gonna live near Northampton which is considered the gay capital of the East Coast and I'll look for a boyfriend there haha. That probably would've shut them up. Oh well.

Free: Uh yeah did like nothing.

Math 4H: Started off class with Kate, Lizzy, and Ben attacking me on how modern art really isn't art, and yeah they're just shallow uncultured losers haha. Um then we got to factor some polynomials funfunfun.

U.S. History AP: Um we outlined. Yay.

Anyway today was my dad's last day at IBM...*tear* And I'm really annoyed 'cause I was gonna have Lizzy and Kate and Christina over for a movie night, but some of my dad's friends are coming over for dinner, and so I can't have people over, and now I don't think my mom'll even let me go to Lizzy's house for the movie. Grrrr.

Uh yeah anyway anyone who tried the link for the quiz I made will know it didn't work. Apparently the HTML code they told me to copy and paste was flawed haha, and they were supposed to send me an E-Mail with the URL and it only arrived today. So here's my quiz: http://tinyurl.com/5xcam

Today at work my dad's colleagues threw him a farwell party, so he's all kinda sad today...tomorrow's his last day at IBM, and Monday he'll start teaching at UMass Amherst, so he's in kind of a melancholy mood...I can't balme him though. He's been working at IBM since January 10th, 1982...starting his new job January 10th, 2004...

And I couldn't care less! Mwahaha I just completely killed the mood. Well I could care. I mean sure he won't be home every single day, but that's only for two years while he commutes. Plus, we're renting a small house in Amherst where he'll stay, which we can all use on wekkends to go skiing at KILLINGTON!!! And I might get an IBM laptop out of his switch. Aaaaaaaaaand I get to go to college for free. So it's all pluses for me. And financially for my parents haha.

Argh I don't wanna go to school tomorrow...I want a nice five-day vacation...but that's not happening...ah well.

Haha stole this from luvrentboy 'cause it was just too great:


Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few
laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The
ones who stayed began talk about their kids and their successes.

The first guy says; "I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom
of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and
soon he was promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming
the General Manager and now he is the President of the Company. He
became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line
Mercedes Benz for his birthday.

The second guy says: "Damn, that's terrific. My son is also my pride and joy. I am very proud of him. He started working at a travel
agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a
pilot and also managed to become a partner in the company where he
now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich he gave his
best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.

The third guy says, "well, well, well, congratulations. My son is
also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the
best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own
construction company and became very successful and a
multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and
expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000
sq. ft. mansion, specially for his friend."

The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the
successes of their sons. The fourth friend who earlier had gone
to the restroom returned and asked...."What's going on? What are all the congratulations for?
One of the three said, "We were talking about the pride we feel
for the successes of our sons. And then he asked, "what about your son?"

The fourth man replied. My son is Gay. He makes a living dancing as a stripper in a nightclub. The three friends said, "What a shame
that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must
feel."

The fourth man replied. No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my
son and I love him just as well. He is my pride and joy. And, he is
very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq. ft. mansion, a brand new jet, and
a top of the line Mercedes-Benz from his three boyfriends.

Date:	2005-01-06 15:10
Subject:	SNOW DAY 2.0!
Security:	Public
Mood:	bouncy

Haha wow I don't think we've ever had two snow days in a row. Anyway this morning I had the honor of shoveling slush. OMG My back hurts so bad right now haha. Yeah um and I finished Myst Revelation! Score-didly-ore! Everyone needs to play the Myst games. I think I just repeated a previous post. Oh well. Um yeah so that's basically all I did today and yesterday. Play Myst. Um yeah but now it's over. *tear* AND ACHENAR DIED! 'Twas sad...Um so I did NONE of my Eglish project hahaha and yeah that's it. Fun, I know. Wow for some reason I'm really hyper right now. Don't know why. Bye! Haha it rhymed!

Haha yeah so at 6:27 I looked at my alarm clock and I was debating whether to assume there was school and get up or stay in bed hoping for a delay or something and risk missing the bus if there wasn't. But then my mom came in and forced me to do the former haha. Yeah so I got dressed and washed and fed and caffeinated then we watched Fox News or some other such channel and there was no school. And once I'm up, I'm up. So yeah I just wacthed TV and stuff. I've done like nothing all day haha. Yeah so anyway I have tenis at 5:30! Score!

Anyway I think even though it obviously wasn't necessary 'cause the roads are fine we really needed this day off. A whole week of school after a one-week vacation is too much. Haha I really hope it like rains during the night and we have another snow day tomorrow haha. Yeah OK bye.

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Yeah so I didn't feel like updating before...anyway highlights:

Im Lozinski apologized. Lizzy, Dan, Amanda, Katie and I stayed after class and we were like "We want to apologize" and she was like "Yeah I went over the top I apologize for that I took it way too personally and the first thing I thought when I left the room yesterday was 'Oh shit I just lost five of my bes students'" and yeah. Um then in Bio it was Richter's birthday, and we did nothing...again haha. He had a crown and Meghan brought in a cake haha and we all suspected it had some liquor in it you could definitely taste it haha. Yeah and I finished my molecule of chlorophyll b and put in on the board. Haha and Denis decided to change the b to beta (sorry I dunno how to make the symbol) and I was like um no it's b and he was like well chlorophyll is derived from the Greek words chloros and phillos so it would follow that it would be a gamma and I was like um Denis English is derived from Greek and Latin but our alphabet doesn't start with alpha, beta, and delta now does it? Haha yeah. Um we did like nothing in physics and yeah that was like it.

Hmm I should finish my U.S. terms now oh well haha. Um SNOW DAY TOMORROW!! I hope...

Date:	2005-01-03 14:40
Subject:	Eventful Day...
Security:	Public
Mood:	aggravated

Lozinski is a bitch.

French 4H: Uh yeah we just got another packet on another of France's provinces and went over that.

English 11AP: I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER. Yeah so we come into class and I open up my notebook and I see my quote project that was due last Friday in it. So I'm like oh shit what the hell? Yeah so I guess on Friday when she collected it and I slipped a paper out of my closed binder it wasn't the project...so yeah anyway I told her and she took it. Along with the two Lauren's papers who just didn't hand them in. Haha so something of mine is in her pile and it's not my project haha whatever. Yeah she's bipolar and she was happy at the beginning of class and yeah whatever. So then she had the class divide itself into three groups, and she had each group analyze an AP essay question. So I was with Denis, Melissa, Amanda, Lizzy, Dan, and Katie. Yeah we got an essay by a lady with multiple sclerosis and she was like "I wanna be called a cripple I define myself that way 'differently able' and 'handicapped' don't suit me." So yeah we were like she's being really sarcastic and stuff and then Dan and Katie were like laughing at how she was like putting herself on a pedestal and there was a pun and stuff and yeah. So we were all kinda like laughing at how she wrote it. So then after the bell rung Lozinski was like "Denis Sebastian stay after" and I was like "Oh shit did Denis finally get me in trouble by whispering to me?" and then she proceeded to make the rest of our group stay after. And then she was like "So did you have fun today?" and I guess Dan took it as a joke and he was like "No...well yeah as much as you can have in english class" and yeah she went on a rampage like "I HAVE CRIPPLED FRIENDS YOU PEOPLE ARE HORRIBLY INSENSITIVE TO HAVE FUN AT THE EXPENSE OF A CRIPPLED PERSON I TOOK OFFENSE FROM IT AND I'M SURE THERE WERE OTHERS IN THIS CLASS WHO DID AS WELL I'M DISGUSTED WITH HOW YOU BEHAVED TODAY NOW GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM I DON'T WANT YOU IN HERE" and yeah then as we quietly left she was like "And I'm especially dissapointed in you" referring to Katie. I mean I guess she thought that instead of making fun of the author's writing style we were making fun of cripples in general which wasn't the case at all. I mean but yeah even Dan didn't say anything, and Dan always comes up with something to say in cases like this, so when he has nothing to say, you know it's bad...she was absolutely fuming I don't think I've ever in my life seen anyone as mad as her right then. I mean she has no right to say that when she didn't know exactly what we were talking about. And she should know better than to think that AP kids, and decent ones, would make fun of cripples. Get some lithium Lozinski.

Bio AP: Yeah um supposedly the rest of class was supposed to take the multiple choice of the test but they didn't...so we just did nothing for two periods haha I did some of the homework due tomorrow and played with his yo-yo and such. Haha then during the second period he took out a box with like molecule building kits inside haha so like half the class (which was only like four people haha) started making little animals and necklaces with it and then I came over and obviously I had to make an actualy molecule. So I decided to make chlorophyll b. Yeah and they were making fun of me for making a real molecule. And then there was no Mg+ ion so I had to use a different atom from another kit. But it's a big molecule and I didn't finish so I put in a dawer and I'll finish tomorrow haha. Yeah.

Physics AP: Yeah we just had like four practice porblems and then yeah that was it. Haha Lizzy and Mr. Lillis were talking bout Napoleon Dynamite the whole time haha.

Free: After Lizzy told everyone about our little English episode, she began asking people what they would do if they bit into an apple and it screamed. Haha yeah.

Math 4H: Uh yeah we finished that sheet.

U.S. History AP: Notes and stuff. And I get to present Rockefeller tomorrow! Score!!!

Yeah I'm already nervous about english tomorrow ugh I hate her. Um yeah and I have ten pages to outline for U.S. Grrr. Anyway bye.

Uh yeah so last night Kate came over around like 7:30 and we just chatted and stuff. But yeah it was great 'cause I put on Rent and when Today 4 U came up I sang along, and when Angel came in I went to my head voice, and as anyone who has sung in their head voice knows you can't go right into your head voice from your normal voice, so when he was like "Today for you, tommorow for me" right after Collins introduces him and he goes high when he says "today" I switched and yeah my high note was like three and a half octaves higher than I meant for it to be so I like sqeaked instead of sang ind it was hilarious. Kate and I were laughing quite hard, I must say. Yeah that was the highlight of last night.

Um today my sister went to her friend's house and yeah we went to the Met and stuff. Um I looked at modern art and stuff. Yeah I really wanted to go to the planetarium. Oh well. Yeah then we came home and ate dinner and I did my U.S. essay and here I am! Yeah my essay is so bad haha I just basically de-outlined the outlines Fradella gave us haha yeah. Whatever. Yeah I guess that's it ugh I really don't wanna go to school on Monday OK bye.

Uh so I did my Bio essays and stuff, then I played some Myst, then my parents got mad at me for not doing my homewotk so I kinda just highlighted Fradella's note packets for useful info for the essay. Haha that's for tomorrow after skiing haha. Um yeah so now my sister and her evil friend are bugging me and it's tres annoying.

Sorry guys I'm catching up on all the quizzes I missed 'cause I was playing my new game haha, so here:

Sorry, I think I was supposed to take this yesterday, but yeah...

1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before?: Um I dunno...
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?: I didn't make new year's resolutions for 2004, but this year I am going to learn how to ski moguls. And get a boyfriend haha.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?: Um nope.
4. Did anyone close to you die?: Nope.
5. What places did you visit?: Italy
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?: A BOYFRIEND!!!
7. What date from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? From February to July, 'cause that's when I realized I was gay and came out.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?: I have no idea whatsoever haha.
9. What was your biggest failure?: Um no idea.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?: Obviously; everyone does at least once a year.
11. What was the best thing you bought?: Um I don't remember...
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?: No idea.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?: GEORGE W. BUSH. (unchanged from Lizzy)
14. Where did most of your money go?: Um into useless purchases. And my wallet.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?: Um I dunno.
16. What song will always remind you of 2004?: Um all those Rent, Matt Caplan, and Clay Aiken songs that Lizzy and Kate sent me while I was coming out.
17. Compared to this time last year, you're..:
i. happier or sadder? - Sadder...grrr stupid school.
ii. thinner or fatter? - Um I don't check my weight, but I'm assuming I gained some since I probably grew...
iii. richer or poorer? - Poorer haha I didn't have a birthday party this year so I didn't get any birthday money whatsoever!
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?: i guess i wish id gone out and done stuff more (unchanged from Lizzy)
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?: Um being a loser?
20. How will you be spending New Year's Eve?: AT CHRIS' HOUSE, as always haha.
22. Did you fall in love in 2004?: Nope. *tear*
23. How many one-night stands?: 365
24. What was your favorite TV program?: THAT'S SO RAVEN!! Haha I don't really like have favorite TV shows I'm just like whatever.
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?: Nope.
26. What was the best book you read?: Running With Scissors!
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?: Sugarcult, Simple Plan, Rent, Wicked, Aida, Matt Caplan (notice how Clay's not here, Lizzy)
28. What did you want and get?: MY WATCH!!!
29. What did you want and not get?: Um a boyfriend haha wow I'm using this way too much oh well!
30. What was your favorite film of this year?: LOTR Return of the King extended version.
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?: I DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ON/FOR MY BIRTHDAY HAHAHA
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?: You guessed it...A BOYFRIEND!
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?: Horrible. Just...just...horrible.
34. What kept you sane?: I'm sane?
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?: ELIJA WOOD! OMG He has the dreamiest blue eyes EVER.
36. What political issue stirred you the most?: the election (unchanged from Lizzy)
37. Who did you miss?: Um like nobody really...
38. Who was the best new person you met?: I don't think I really physically met anyone new, but I'm LJ frinds with Gina and Cooper and they're cool!
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004: Life sucks.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year: "Nothing matters but knowing nothing matters, it's just life so keep dancing through." - Dancing Through Life, from Wicked